Yeah, now I’m in a vendetta kind of mood. I’m watching Prometheus try to bring fire to these fucking apes and they… these fucking monkeys who aren’t worthy of even being in his presence when he’s speaking… they’re going to fucking boo him? When he’s fucking right and they’re fucking retarded? They’re going to boo him? Who the fuck…? The “terrorists” hate you because of what you stand for? The only sense in which that could be considered true is if you fucking monkeys concede that what you stand for is murdering innocent people and sticking your nose in everyone’s business. Sure, then it could be said they hate you for what you stand for.But you apes (no offense meant to real apes and monkeys, who are actually also your betters) don’t mean it that way. You mean that they hate you because you’re some bastion of liberty in a chaotic world. You fucking rubes. You fucking mental cripples. You fucking backwoods, illiterate monkey shits. Most of you have never read a serious book in your lives. You couldn’t find your own city on a map of the world. You’re not even fucking free, turdfucks! You’re not. You’re living in a fucking police state! Cops kicking your doors in without warrants, shooting your families and pets, and then throwing you in jail if you resist. LOL! FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOM! You fucking clownfarts. Yeah, they hate you because you’re free. Your government spies on you, shitheads. They read your email and check your bank balances (nothing to see there, though, because you’re a nation of broke twats who live paycheck to paycheck because you have the high time preference of two-fucking-year-olds, you’re innumerate so you can’t keep track of how much is left when you buy shit [with borrowed money] you have no use for, and balancing a checkbook is right out). And the people of the Middle East who hate all your fucking freedoms? Those guys? They have more gun rights than you, you fucking… I’m running out of shit to call you. You’re the worst shit this planet has ever produced.
And Ron Fucking Paul. This dude. Jesus. I thought he was a student of history. You’re gonna get blamed, moron! These douchefucks are gonna blame you when the shit comes apart at the seams! Don’t you have any foresight? Yeah, you understand Austrian Economics, but you don’t understand shit about Americans. Dude, this is off the top of my head:
Bernanke: “Well, we could have fixed the economy, but much of what we’d have had to do requires secrecy. We can’t have the speculators and our enemies abroad front-running us! Ron Paul kept calling for audits and oversight and transparency — how were we supposed to do what needed to be done when everyone could see what our plans were? He undermined us from the get-go and that’s why everything collapsed. If we had been allowed to just do our jobs, we could have fixed the system that Ron Paul and the Austrian School broke in the first place. Let’s remember that it was deregulation of the banks and tax cuts for the rich which got us into this mess — policies they recommended and tricked GW Bush and the Republicans in Congress into enacting — that got us into this mess.”
See, stupid? And then he’ll go on to explain how you tricked people into taking their money out of the safest investment in the world — US treasuries — and move it all over to gold, having the doubly bad effect of hurting the Fed’s recovery plan and having people tie up what little wealth they had in a shiny rock. And then Austrian Schoolers get boxcar service to the concentration camps. You’re so fucking stupid, Ron Paul. These people don’t want you. They don’t give a fuck what you have to say, except as they can use it against you when they’ve fucked their shit up beyond all recognition. And what’s worse, what you’re doing is immoral.These ignorant apes don’t want to be educated. They don’t want to understand themselves or the world around them. As far as they’re concerned, Socrates (as if they’d have even a clue who the fuck that was without the first Bill & Ted movie) can go fuck himself. The unexamined life is not worth living for human beings? They’re not human beings. They want to lie around and smoke pot and play Xbox and watch Jersey Shore and whatever abortion of cinema Michael Bay squirts out his anus into movie theaters. It’s not just that they don’t want to use their brains and don’t know how — they find the very thought of it repulsive. Kids get beat the fuck up at school for being intellectual. It’s a vice in America. Literacy, numeracy, and education in general are loathed by the masses. They don’t want any part of it. And you’re trying to bring fire to these monkeys? Didn’t you see how that worked out for Prometheus? Jesus fucking Christ.
And yeah I fucking care. I still have friends and family back in the US. “Well isn’t that their fault, Mike? Either they didn’t know what’s coming, which means they’re no better than the rest of us, or they chose to ignore it which means they deserve what they get.” I’ll tell you like was said in Office Space:
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well, at least your name isn’t Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know, there’s nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There *was* nothing wrong with it… until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm… well, why don’t you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks.
Do I wish my family and friends would get the fuck out and come over here? Of course I do. I left when I decided Americans weren’t worth wasting one more second of my time trying to help. Now I just pee on you from over here, rub your face in the shit of your own making, and laugh at you.
But here’s what gives me the most comfort when you piss me off like you do when you boo Ron Paul, you fucking rubes: you’re going bankrupt. You wont be able to support your military empire much longer. Your bankruptcy means your ability to defend yourselves is about to take a catastrophic blow. And you’ve made so many enemies around the world. I’ll be sitting over here, high and dry, snickering when you reap the whirlwind you’ve sown. I won’t shed a single tear for you, just like I don’t even blink when a pride of lions take down a wounded buffalo. I don’t consider most of you to be fully-formed human beings anyway. And the world will be better off when you’re gone.
I might even send money to the Perry, Romney, and Obama campaigns. I will definitely vote this time around, for whichever of them has the worst fiscal and monetary policies. Probably Obama, but I haven’t made that determination yet.
In closing, fuck you.